Nehaveigur

I’m worried that people could assume that I’m insecure, even though I’m confident and self-assured. To preempt this, I’ve designed bumper stickers that declare “I’m not insecure”. It’s something I need people to know.

I then ordered the smallest possible amount, which was still more than I knew what to do with. After sticking them on my possessions and giving them to anyone I met and who would accept them, I still have a lot of spares. If you’d like me to send you one, let me know your address by July 31 and I’ll mail you a sticker for free. I’ll delete your address afterwards.

They measure 10 by 3″ and are meant to go on new sports cars, lifted pickups and speed boats.