Nehaveigur

From out of the cold Caribbean 
Into the Desert Libyan 
There crawled a strange amphibian, 
And we shall call him “Fred”! 
You say you want to call him “Ted”? 
But I want to call him “Fred”! 
You like "Maurice" instead? 
Or "Barnaby" or "Red"? 
Or "Lucifer" or "Ned"? 
Well, anyway, he’s dead. 

Shel Silverstein