Unparalleled Misalignments: Nonsense of the best kind

I’m delighted by the list of Unparalleled Misalignments maintained by Ricki Heicklen. Unparalleled Misalignments are word-by-word synonym swaps that result in new meanings. Example: Operating system // Surgical procedure. I was going to list my favorites but then realized there were too many, so you’ll have to have a look at the full list.