Here are two emails from my workplace, normally notable for its lack of quirkiness.
Good morning
Hope you are all well.
Just in case you think that they have been taken, fear not, the slippers that were in the kitchen fridge have moved to the mini fridge in the wellness room.
Best
Re: Tooth in a bag
Morning
If anyone has lost a tooth, it is at reception
Kind regards,
Nehaveigur 