Facts About Americans

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They will tell you what their first car was even though no-one asked. The older and worse the car, the prouder they are
In restaurants, they expect to be offered a choice of salad dressings. Ranch apparently goes on everything
Their houses are made from flimsy wood frames, especially in tornado country
They have inaccurate opinions about Europe. Liberals think it’s better and conservatives think it’s worse than it really is
They get visibly uncomfortable if they see a toddler get naked on the beach to change into her swimsuit
They wear camo the same way Scots wear plaid
Nobody else has as many bumper stickers
They tip even when the service is terrible
They get angry if you suggest that firefighters get paid too much. Which they do. Their job isn’t that dangerous
Another controversial one: They have their preferred regional BBQ style even though it’s the same everywhere
They have the worlds’ best air conditioning