Facts About Americans: Quirkier than they think

I’m an American myself now, but it’s only been a few years, so I still retain an outsider’s perspective. Here are idiosyncrasies I have observed about Americans:

  • They will tell you what their first car was even though no-one asked. The older and worse the car, the prouder they are
  • In restaurants, they expect to be offered a choice of salad dressings. Ranch apparently goes on everything
  • Their houses are made from flimsy wood frames, especially in tornado country
  • They have inaccurate opinions about Europe. Liberals think it’s better and conservatives think it’s worse than it really is
  • They get visibly uncomfortable if they see a toddler get naked on the beach to change into her swimsuit
  • They wear camo the same way Scots wear plaid
  • Nobody else has as many bumper stickers
  • They tip even when the service is terrible
  • They get angry if you suggest that firefighters get paid too much. Which they do. Their job isn’t that dangerous
  • Another controversial one: They have their preferred regional BBQ style even though it’s the same everywhere
  • They have the worlds’ best air conditioning