The pioneers who settled the West had many qualities, but imagination when naming places wasn’t one of them. Anyone spending time outdoors in California or other Western states will come across the same toponyms over and over again. In California alone, there are more than a dozen Rattlesnake Creeks.
I was curious how common these recurring place names are, so I asked Claude Code to compile a table. The winner is Bear Creek, of which there are 499.
| Name | Creek | Spring | Canyon | Lake | Gulch | Mountain |
| Bear | 499 | 156 | 206 | 78 | 185 | 74 |
| Rock | 405 | 245 | 118 | 80 | 12 | 16 |
| Red | 175 | 153 | 154 | 86 | 42 | 180 |
| Willow | 462 | 354 | 74 | 34 | 20 | 9 |
| Cottonwood | 440 | 246 | 191 | 18 | 40 | 8 |
| Black | 129 | 123 | 192 | 67 | 24 | 221 |
| Mud | 123 | 377 | 42 | 172 | 24 | 9 |
| Horse | 220 | 104 | 146 | 36 | 30 | 70 |
| Indian | 321 | 182 | 71 | 22 | 20 | 22 |
| Pine | 203 | 126 | 119 | 26 | 29 | 54 |
Some of those are astounding. Mud Lake? Rock Mountain? That made me curious if there’s also a Water Lake, and of course there is. Maybe the discoverers came across it and said “What a lake,” and someone misunderstood. At least I hope so.
Here’s Claude Code determining that composers lived shorter than other professions.